Breakdown on the #Whole30 highway

… And 209 hours after I started the Whole30, I had a slice of sausage mushroom pizza from Pagliacci. I wish I could say it was the best tasting pizza ever, but it was a little too hot and eaten too quickly to be enjoyed. The next day I had 2 Manny’s Pale Ales and a dinner of breads hummus, nachos, and you get the gist. But this post isn’t about my downfall. That’s the next one. This one is about the highs before the lows. It’s about winter squash.

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Last week the kid and I ventured out to the U-District Farmers Market and came home with squash. One spaghetti, one acorn and one pumpkin, at least I think it was a pumpkin. The pumpkin was something the kid wanted, but didn’t want to eat, and which I found in her room getting mushy and threw out.

The acorn I used to make 4 Ingredient Acorn Squash Candy as a side to this chicken dinner from last Sunday. For the chicken I decided to try to “roast” in the slow cooker (just Bing “slow cooker roast chicken” and you will run into a handful of recipes). Probably won’t do that again, but it was handy because it left the oven free for squash experiments.

The experiment being the acorn squash. I don’t think I like acorn squash. Maybe a lot of butter and sugar make it taste better, but the bacon I added didn’t do the trick (and Paleomg repeatedly said it would taste like candy. It did not.)

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This is the plating of the slow-cooker roasted chicken, squash and green beans. The chicken could have used a little more flavoring, or some basting throughout. But uncovering to baste defeats the “let it be” philosophy of the slow cooker, and requires you to add more time in the cooker, which I didn’t have.
The spaghetti squash was used for lunch, and was the best tasting of the different things I made that day. And was easy peasy. Squash + marinara sauce + leftover chicken breast = lunch for a week.

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Spaghetti squash, for anyone that doesn’t know, doesn’t taste like spaghetti. It tastes like squash. You know what tastes like spaghetti? Spaghetti does. So keep this in mind when you make yourself this plate and you’ll do just fine.

So. Whole30 is more or less over, though my kitchen is full of paleo ingredients, and there are still more paleo recipes to come on the blog. And a few kinda sorta paleo recipes as well.

Meet my new bestie, Chia Seeds

I’m going to put 2 points on the board for you, here in the first 12 seconds of this blog post:

In a blender, … 1/2 banana + 1/2 cup lite coconut milk + splash of vanilla extract = heaven in a glass.

Also known as one tasty banana shake. Growing up, I was in Brownies (remember Brownies? The pre-k for Girl Scouts). I don’t remember much, but I do recall we made banana shakes one day. The recipe was something like, 1 c milk, 1 banana, 1 tsp vanilla, 3 – 4 ice cubes and like 1 CUP of sugar. Okay, it probably wasn’t a cup, but why do i remember it like it was a cup? Maybe because I was in second grade at the time. At any rate, it was a shake recipe that I still remember to this day, and made on may occasions. This heaven in a glass took me right back.

Okay, back to the topic at hand. The first time I remember trying chia seeds was when I was on a business trip in New York. My hotel was a couple of blocks from a raw juice bar (a bar that was, like next door to Dunkin Donuts). At the time I was trying to stay grain-free as much as possible, and dashed in there to see what it had to offer. In their to-go cold shelf was some chia pudding. Yes, it was delish. Later that trip I was in Whole Foods and picked up a chia-seeded yogurt. They were both after-dinner treats that hit the spot for me. (For the record, that NY business trip did not stay grain-free, as i very well recall visiting both that Dunkin Donuts AND the Bouchon Bakery at Columbus Circle, where that Whole Foods is also located). I just looked up that juice bar for you. It was Juice Generation. I know you were dying to know. And yes I remembered correctly, there is a DD right near it, too. I can’t forget the DDs.

So where was I. Ah, yes! Chia Seeds. Now, on your own search “benefits of chia seeds” to read all about why everyone is goo-goo-ga-ga about these little things.. Here is the 3-second replay: “Maximum nutrients for minimum calories” (I got that from Dr. Oz). Plus, when mixed with liquid they acquire this very cool gel, so it acts like a thickener. Which presumably is why in Paleo and Whole 30 worlds you’ll see chia seeds in recipes for puddings and stuff.

To be clear, according to the Whole30 masters, chia seeds are not encouraged, but not banned. That might be the case in some Paleo-circles as well. I’m going to take a wild guess that you are going to be better off with a Banana-Chia Seed pudding than an artificially flavored Strawberry Pudding from a box. Just thinkin’ out loud here.

Speaking of Strawberry Pudding … here’s the next score, a surprise kick return for a touchdown to start the second half.

Strawberry-Coconut Chia Seed Pudding aka Strawberries on a Cloud. Oh yes, I went there.

  • 4 – 6 medium sized strawberries
  • 1 cup coconut milk
  • 3 tbsp Chia seeds

Put it all in the blender and blend till smooth. Pour into a jar or container of some sort. Use a spatula to get all the goodness in there. Chill overnight or at least 4 hours. I did a check at hour 3 and my eyes were like “WHA THIS IS AMAZING”. The next morning, my second taste test and still yum. I took a scoop and laid it on top of the last of my Apple-Raisin-Concoction, brought it to work and still yum. Winner.

Stawberry-Coconut-Chia Seed Pudding

Stawberry-Coconut-Chia Seed Pudding

Final score, a pick-six because your team is THAT good: This Banana-Coconut Chia Seed Pudding is adapted from this recipe.

  • 1/2 banana
  • 3/4 cup lite coconut milk
  • 3 tbsp chia seeds
  • splash of vanilla (optional … is this Whole30 approved? I keep meaning to check)
  1. Blend.
  2. Pour
  3. Chill. Sometime in the middle of the fridging, take it out and stir it up, making sure that the seeds aren’t clumping up.

My other recommendation is to enjoy within 24 hours (so chill overnight, then enjoy). Otherwise the bananas take on that “I’m a banana that’s been in the fridge for a couple of days” taste. You know the taste I’m talking about? When I researched different pudding recipes, it was during my quest for a sweet Whole30 treat. Many of the recipes I found included honey or maple syrup, so I was trying to find a fruit or ingredient sweet enough that it didn’t require a sweetener. Bananas are perfect for that, however for best taste it needs to be enjoyed somewhat quickly.

Initial thumbs up from the kiddo. But when I asked the next day if she wanted some she declined. Must have known about the banana-a-day-later taste.

Ultimately it’s not artificially flavored pudding consistency for me. More like a porridge. Which, for me, is a nice alternative on those mornings where I’d like a bowl of something. If I plan properly, I could wake up in the morning and have just that. A sweet bowl of pudding-porridge.

One note about playing with your ch-ch-ch-chia pet – I mean seeds. When washing up, man those seeds get everywhere. And because thay have that cool gelling action, when they stick to everything. Sponges. Blenders. Sinks. Just letting you know ahead of time.

Don’t be daunted by the price. They’re expensive. At Metropolitan Market it’s something like $16 a bag. At PCC they had them on sale, and on top of that I was there on member discount day so together I think I was able to save $5. But, do the math. How many tablespoons are in this big bag? How often do you by a pound of medjool dates for a recipe? Price it out per recipe and I think you’ll see it’s not much different (perhaps even more cost-effective) than buying a can of coconut milk or that other special ingredient.

Additional research and inspiration (yet to be tested):

 

My funny #Whole30 valentine

whole30-friendly valentine dinner

whole30-friendly valentine dinner

We don’t really “do” Valentine’s Day. Just not into it these days. But this, this was something super awesome that the Husband did for me. He is great, though sometimes frustrated with these weird diets I venture on every now and again. Bread goes bad because I stop eating it. Edamame uneaten. Milk sour. OK, I don’t think the milk has ever gone sour in this house because I’ve never been a big milk drinker, but you get the gist.. But tonight, he did this, and it was perf. First, T-bone steak (“the best one at the store,” he says). It was smooth and rich like buttah, i tell you. On the side, some mushrooms, slightly spiced shrimp and steamed green beans. A really great Whole30 meal. Made just for me!

Now, I don’t think I can remember the last time a Valentine’s day has ever gone by where I didn’t indulge in some kind of chocolatey treat. Whether it’s Dilettante, or Ghiradelli, or just plain old Metropolitan Market, there was something. Just because I don’t like Valentine’s day doesn’t mean I don’t love sweets, right?

Until TODAY. Today I walked by the chocolates, just gave a cursory glance to the bakery shelf. Today the kiddo and I made a fun treat: Bacon-Wrapped-Dates, stuff with an almonds. Super-simple, even for this girl, who doesn’t know a lick about bacon.

Now, you might be thinking, well that sure sounds more like an appetizer than a dessert. To that I say, have YOU been having raisins and walnuts every night pretending it was dessert? No? Then sit down.

bacon-wrapped dates

bacon-wrapped dates

Actually, as I slightly burnt the these under the broiler, the dates took on a burnt/caramelized flavor, which I just loved. Chewy, sweet and delicious. I may need to go and get me another one. I’ve already had 4 of ’em. Just because I’m not enjoying chocolate doesn’t mean I won’t overindulge.

Literally, this is how easy it is:

Bacon-Date Candy (ok, it’s technically an appetizer)

  • 8 dates (Medjool, please)
  • 3 slices of bacon
  • 8 almonds
  1. Pit the dates and add in an almond where that pit used to be. Dates are mushy so you can almost reseal the date like the almond was always there.
  2. Wrap the date in some bacon. I’m not a bacon expert, but I trimmed the excess fat, and probably used about 1/3 of the bacon piece to wrap it around.
  3. Place the bacon dates on a baking sheet, and put them under the broiler about 10 minutes. I turned them at the 5 minute mark.

I’m kind of excited to make these again.

 

 

Slow cooker diaries: Morrocan Chicken

I’ve made this one before, and even made the comment that it wouldn’t take much to Paleo-ize the recipe. And so, here it is:

Morrocan Chicken

Morrocan Chicken

  • chopped red pepper
  • red onion
  • 1 can diced tomatoes, drained
  • 1 can (more or less) tomato paste
  • 1.5-2 lbs chicken thighs
  • raisins
  • Cauliflower florets
  • 1-2 tsp cumin seeds (I mashed them with my mortar and pestle first. How awesome is it that I am using our mortar and pestle)
  • Pinch of paprika
  • Almond nut butter

Combine them all but almond butter with chicken on top in your slow cooker. I start with a half the tomato paste, then add the second half later on in the cooking process. I like my sauce/gravy thick. Cooked on high for the first hour, then low for 5 – 6 hours. Instant thermometer read 180 degrees before I decided it was ready. At that point I swirled in a big fat tbsp of almond butter.

Husband served it to little one with delicious, fresh, wonderful Parpadelle noodles that I did without. Mmmm … noodles.

So, this was my dress rehearsal to my Whole30 experiment. I bought myself a “last-supper” piece of chocolate to enjoy as my swan song … which I forgot to eat last night. Grrr.

Recipe adapted from NYMSCC.

Hello, #Whole30

Friend at work is doing the Whole30, but for 90 days, so I guess I should call it the Whole90. Since she’s suffering through it like a champ, I thought I’d join her for a bit (but not, like 90 days). I had enough celebratory doughnuts and cake throughout the NFL playoffs to make myself feel pretty blech. You see, with each Seahawks win, we decided we shouldd have cake. And, well you know how that ended! Go Hawks! Let’s not forget (several) birthday cake(s), candies, chocolates and the like. It’s time to get back into business.

This is lunch from Day One: Lamb burger (no bun) from the work cafeteria.

Lamb Burger, hold the bun

Lamb Burger, hold the bun

When I asked for no bun, the short-order cook just shrugged his shoulders and sent me on my way, with my patty. When I got up to the cashier and told her “Lamb Burger” she looked at my plate and charged me for “Protein Only” (per the cash register reader). So, ordering the patty without the bun is not a big deal at the work cafeteria, I guess. I called this meal the “Smita-Special” as she is the one who recommended it (of course she was enjoying homemade Indian food from her mom instead of the special. Lucky). The best part, is that I saved $1.20 simply for not having a bun. Suh-weet.

A surprisingly delicious choice. I usually just grab a boring salad from the bar. This, plus an apple cost me about as much as a good-sized salad with tasteless grilled chicken. And watered down balsamic vinaigrette. So, let’s call this a win.

One more thing about this Whole30 thing … I’m not new to Paleo-eating as my readers know (all five of you). But W30 is a whole new ball game. No banana/egg/nut butter pancakes? No crazy muffin concoctions? No Larabars, or homemade larabars, or any sweet delicacy that mimics chocolate using dates and cocoa? No fake ice cream? REALLY?

This is why I will feel lucky if I can make it through the Whole7. Whole14, maybe. Gotta start somewhere.

Paleo pancakes etc.

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At 6:30 this morning the kiddie snuck into my bed to greet me.
“What do you want for breakfast?” I asked her.
“Maybe a … Doughnut?”
Man. This kid and doughnuts. I know I only have myself to blame. It’s still annoying.

I made paleo pancakes instead.

2 eggs + 1 ripe banana + 1/4 c almond butter. Mix well. Cook as you would a pancake in a pan coated with coconut oil.

Added chocolate chips to the kid’s portion.

And so a day of Paleo began …

Update … This week Met Market has a BOGO Free coupon for Whidbey Island Ice Cream. So… After a successful grain-free day, I ended the affair with a small scoop of chocolate and a small scoop of coconut.

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Everyone should be this lucky.

Paleo Pumpkin Spice Muffins

still have some lingering Paleo-type ingredients in the pantry (coconut flour, oil, etc), so decided to make some birthday treats for my crossfit class tomorrow. I opted for these Paleo pumpkin muffins, and am unsure if I’ll bring them to class. They smelled great while baking, but did not taste as sweet as I like. I actually think it’s because when I smell those pumpkin spice scents … the nutmeg, the cinnamon, the cloves … I’m reminded of those moist, sweet pumpkin muffins I used to make using butter, brown sugar and flour. Or a nice, rich pumpkin pie. Mmmm … pumpkin pie. Or pumpkin bread. Pumpkin cheesecake. Drooling now.

These muffins aren’t bad, they’re just Paleo. Sometimes you picture one thing and if the end result does quite live up to the image in your head, it’s not perfect, then there is that slight disappointment.

It didn’t help that I made these in mini-muffin tins and forgot to convert the time-in-oven until probably a minute too late.

Pumpkin Spice Muffins, paleo-style

From this this recipe for Purely Paleo Pumpkin Spice Muffins (but, if you’re using baking power and soda, is it really “purely paleo”? I’m not judging. I’m not even doing Paleo anymore! Wait til you see my next baking post!). The one sub I made was using melted coconut oil for the olive oil, and combining the honey w/agave syrup instead of maple (maybe I should have kept the maple).

UPDATE: I think these taste better the next day. Though not good enough that I didn’t bring them to class this morning. They also taste better slathered with jam or nut butter. That is all.

Coconut Cupcakes: 98% Paleo

mini coconut cupcakes.

Pantry is still filled with various paleo ingredients, so what else are you going to do? Last night I made a half-batch of those tasty no-bake paleo cookies. For the gems in the pic above I used coconut flour, oil and flakes to make these little sweet minis. The green specks you see are the non-paleo funfetti goodness I included at the request of the kiddo.

These were moist and tasty. A small batch meant we didn’t over do it.

Recipe via Elana’s Pantry

Paleo Pancakes: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Paleo Banana Pancakes


I’m still wrapping up some paleo posts here. Not every recipe was a slam sunk. For example. The web is chockful if Paleo dieters searching for the perfect pancake recipe. I was looking to make use of some almond flour and found a recipe using that, bananas and eggs for what looked like a pancake. However the texture was not so good. Even worse, the pancake leftovers didn’t star the test of time, all 4 hours.
So when life gives you mediocrity, make mediocre robot muffins!
 

Banana Robot Cupcakes

 The kid enjoyed these. Only had enough to make two cupcakes/muffins. She ate the first one up, and would have eaten the second one the following night, had Max not interfered and snatched it when it fell to the floor. Poor muffin. Kid was retelling the story just yesterday, though this happened a month ago. Hard to forget the one that got away.

For the record, THESE are the best paleo banana pancakes.

 

Slow Cooker Diaries: Paleo Coconut Curry Chicken

Coconut Curry Chicken

These pics have been in draft mode for a few weeks now. Just Just now reporting back. In my last post I mentioned I decided to end this Paleo Challenge with a bang. My last meal in this challenge was a slow cooker special. After a filling breakfast of Sweet Potato Hash and a lunch of salad, I did a slow cooker coconut curry chicken. I made rice for the family but did a cauliflower rice for myself. Kept the curry mild to keep the child happy. Filling and fun. A little watery. In a non-paleo world I would have thickened the sauce with some flour.