Paleo Almond Joy-Stack (personal size)

Stressful times call for stress eating, made more difficult by this no-grains, no-sugar thing. I want cake, I say. Just walk to the store, Husband says. Cake?? says kiddo. No, I say. No grains.
So, I compromised. Docked myself a point for sugar, and made a single microwaveable paleo brownie (since we don’t have a microwave, we baked at 350 for 20 minutes. Not exactly instant gratification but it did hit the spot).

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For my next trick, I took ingredients on hand and created this exciting concoction. More like a little candy, like an almond joy, but sort of shaped like a haystack. Thus, the moniker Joy-Stack.

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Now, since we made single serving brownies, it made sense to make a small batch of these as well. Plus, as mentioned earlier, I used what I had, and only had a limited amount of coconut. These remind me of the ones I made a while ago that are in the cover photo above, but more candy-like.

It goes something like this …

1-2 tbsp coconut oil
1 tbsp raw honey
1/2 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
1 tbsp cocoa powder
1/4 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp almond butter

Melt the oil over low heat, stir in honey. Add remaining ingredients and stir until well combined. Using a teaspoon, scoop out a little ball, place it in a mini cupcake wrapper. Have some liquid chocolatey goodness leftover? No problem. Carefully add the extra goodness into the cups. Stick them in the frige for at least 30 minutes.
This mini batch made about six candies. Enough to enjoy and share!

Sometimes, I feel like a nut.

Meet my new bestie, Chia Seeds

I’m going to put 2 points on the board for you, here in the first 12 seconds of this blog post:

In a blender, … 1/2 banana + 1/2 cup lite coconut milk + splash of vanilla extract = heaven in a glass.

Also known as one tasty banana shake. Growing up, I was in Brownies (remember Brownies? The pre-k for Girl Scouts). I don’t remember much, but I do recall we made banana shakes one day. The recipe was something like, 1 c milk, 1 banana, 1 tsp vanilla, 3 – 4 ice cubes and like 1 CUP of sugar. Okay, it probably wasn’t a cup, but why do i remember it like it was a cup? Maybe because I was in second grade at the time. At any rate, it was a shake recipe that I still remember to this day, and made on may occasions. This heaven in a glass took me right back.

Okay, back to the topic at hand. The first time I remember trying chia seeds was when I was on a business trip in New York. My hotel was a couple of blocks from a raw juice bar (a bar that was, like next door to Dunkin Donuts). At the time I was trying to stay grain-free as much as possible, and dashed in there to see what it had to offer. In their to-go cold shelf was some chia pudding. Yes, it was delish. Later that trip I was in Whole Foods and picked up a chia-seeded yogurt. They were both after-dinner treats that hit the spot for me. (For the record, that NY business trip did not stay grain-free, as i very well recall visiting both that Dunkin Donuts AND the Bouchon Bakery at Columbus Circle, where that Whole Foods is also located). I just looked up that juice bar for you. It was Juice Generation. I know you were dying to know. And yes I remembered correctly, there is a DD right near it, too. I can’t forget the DDs.

So where was I. Ah, yes! Chia Seeds. Now, on your own search “benefits of chia seeds” to read all about why everyone is goo-goo-ga-ga about these little things.. Here is the 3-second replay: “Maximum nutrients for minimum calories” (I got that from Dr. Oz). Plus, when mixed with liquid they acquire this very cool gel, so it acts like a thickener. Which presumably is why in Paleo and Whole 30 worlds you’ll see chia seeds in recipes for puddings and stuff.

To be clear, according to the Whole30 masters, chia seeds are not encouraged, but not banned. That might be the case in some Paleo-circles as well. I’m going to take a wild guess that you are going to be better off with a Banana-Chia Seed pudding than an artificially flavored Strawberry Pudding from a box. Just thinkin’ out loud here.

Speaking of Strawberry Pudding … here’s the next score, a surprise kick return for a touchdown to start the second half.

Strawberry-Coconut Chia Seed Pudding aka Strawberries on a Cloud. Oh yes, I went there.

  • 4 – 6 medium sized strawberries
  • 1 cup coconut milk
  • 3 tbsp Chia seeds

Put it all in the blender and blend till smooth. Pour into a jar or container of some sort. Use a spatula to get all the goodness in there. Chill overnight or at least 4 hours. I did a check at hour 3 and my eyes were like “WHA THIS IS AMAZING”. The next morning, my second taste test and still yum. I took a scoop and laid it on top of the last of my Apple-Raisin-Concoction, brought it to work and still yum. Winner.

Stawberry-Coconut-Chia Seed Pudding

Stawberry-Coconut-Chia Seed Pudding

Final score, a pick-six because your team is THAT good: This Banana-Coconut Chia Seed Pudding is adapted from this recipe.

  • 1/2 banana
  • 3/4 cup lite coconut milk
  • 3 tbsp chia seeds
  • splash of vanilla (optional … is this Whole30 approved? I keep meaning to check)
  1. Blend.
  2. Pour
  3. Chill. Sometime in the middle of the fridging, take it out and stir it up, making sure that the seeds aren’t clumping up.

My other recommendation is to enjoy within 24 hours (so chill overnight, then enjoy). Otherwise the bananas take on that “I’m a banana that’s been in the fridge for a couple of days” taste. You know the taste I’m talking about? When I researched different pudding recipes, it was during my quest for a sweet Whole30 treat. Many of the recipes I found included honey or maple syrup, so I was trying to find a fruit or ingredient sweet enough that it didn’t require a sweetener. Bananas are perfect for that, however for best taste it needs to be enjoyed somewhat quickly.

Initial thumbs up from the kiddo. But when I asked the next day if she wanted some she declined. Must have known about the banana-a-day-later taste.

Ultimately it’s not artificially flavored pudding consistency for me. More like a porridge. Which, for me, is a nice alternative on those mornings where I’d like a bowl of something. If I plan properly, I could wake up in the morning and have just that. A sweet bowl of pudding-porridge.

One note about playing with your ch-ch-ch-chia pet – I mean seeds. When washing up, man those seeds get everywhere. And because thay have that cool gelling action, when they stick to everything. Sponges. Blenders. Sinks. Just letting you know ahead of time.

Don’t be daunted by the price. They’re expensive. At Metropolitan Market it’s something like $16 a bag. At PCC they had them on sale, and on top of that I was there on member discount day so together I think I was able to save $5. But, do the math. How many tablespoons are in this big bag? How often do you by a pound of medjool dates for a recipe? Price it out per recipe and I think you’ll see it’s not much different (perhaps even more cost-effective) than buying a can of coconut milk or that other special ingredient.

Additional research and inspiration (yet to be tested):

 

Looking for a sweet treat on the #Whole30 highway

Here is why Whole 30 is treating me better than Paleo: I am not spending my days and nights dreaming up some random concoction of almond flour, applesauce and agave syrup to create an excuse of a muffin or something that will keep my weird dessert/sweets cravings at bay. Instead, you just have to give in to the fact that these things don’t exist. And, somehow you survive.

I can tell, however, that I’m beginning to obssess about the food thing a little bit. That’s coming from late night Pinterest surfing and recipe searching. I did decide that it was time to try to find something that might be acceptable to both the Whole30 and to me as a “dessert”. Those bacon-date thingies, those were actually pretty darn good. What else is there?

I tried out two recipes that I’ll share with you. I can’t say that either of them were a huge success out of the gate, but I’m not going to give up on either of them just yet.

Let’s start with the “Slow Cooker Baked Apples”. The inspiration came from this recipe. I made swaps and substitutions based on what I had in the kitchen.

Apple-Raisin-Coconut Concoction

Apple-Raisin-Coconut Concoction (dress rehearsal. Needs some work)

The result was a little dry for my taste. Kid didn’t like it. Husband didn’t like it. Oh well. I put the leftovers in the fridge and slept on it, so to speak.

In the mornings, 6 days out of 7 I will have eggs for breakfast. If I’m not following Paleo it’s more like 5 days out of 7. Usually, that seventh day I’m just sick of eggs and I can’t do it. So it’s toast if I’m not on Paleo, and random meat stuff if I am. This morning, the day after the baked apple fail, I scrounged around, and took out the apple concoction. From the pantry I grabbed a can of lite coconut milk and unsweetened dried coconut and my (new) bag of chia seeds.

And, you know what? A real improvement to this dish. I sprinkled some chia seeds on top and found what I was looking for. Oh, and since I had a can of coconut milk open, let’s pour a little bit of that in my black coffee. Great idea! This made the morning better, and somehow kept me full (alongside some mixed berries) until lunch.

Apple-Raisin-Coconut Concoction Finale

Apple-Raisin-Coconut Concoction Finale

It goes something like this:

Apple-Raisin-Coconut Finale:

  • 6 small apples (I used Pink Lady), peeled, cored, chopped
  • 1/2 cup raisins
  • 1 tbsp cinnamon
  • 1-2 tbsp coconut oil, plus more to grease pot
  • 1/4 c coconut flour
  • 3/4 c chopped nuts of your choice (i used walnuts & almonds)
  • 1 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 tsp nutmeg

Top With (measurements are to your liking):

  • 1/4 c coconut milk
  • 1 tbsp coconut flakes
  • 1 tsp chia seeds (optional)
  1. Grease the slow cooker with some coconut oil.
  2. Combine apples, raisins, tbsp cinnamon together. Melt the tbsp+ of coconut oil. Once melted mix in the flour, nuts and spices until you create a crumble top. Add it on top of the apples in the slow cooker
  3. Set the slow cooker to High for 2 hours, then turn to low for the last 30 minutes (if you want a drier crumble top, take the cover off for the final 30).
  4. To serve, pour some coconut milk into a ramekin, enough to just cover the bottom. serve out about 1 cup of apple concoction. Then drizzle more coconut milk over and top with dried coconut and chia seeds.

Voila! You can see how easy it would be to mix and match, fruits, toppings, etc.

That open can of coconut milk will come in handy for my next sweet treat experiment. To be continued…

My funny #Whole30 valentine

whole30-friendly valentine dinner

whole30-friendly valentine dinner

We don’t really “do” Valentine’s Day. Just not into it these days. But this, this was something super awesome that the Husband did for me. He is great, though sometimes frustrated with these weird diets I venture on every now and again. Bread goes bad because I stop eating it. Edamame uneaten. Milk sour. OK, I don’t think the milk has ever gone sour in this house because I’ve never been a big milk drinker, but you get the gist.. But tonight, he did this, and it was perf. First, T-bone steak (“the best one at the store,” he says). It was smooth and rich like buttah, i tell you. On the side, some mushrooms, slightly spiced shrimp and steamed green beans. A really great Whole30 meal. Made just for me!

Now, I don’t think I can remember the last time a Valentine’s day has ever gone by where I didn’t indulge in some kind of chocolatey treat. Whether it’s Dilettante, or Ghiradelli, or just plain old Metropolitan Market, there was something. Just because I don’t like Valentine’s day doesn’t mean I don’t love sweets, right?

Until TODAY. Today I walked by the chocolates, just gave a cursory glance to the bakery shelf. Today the kiddo and I made a fun treat: Bacon-Wrapped-Dates, stuff with an almonds. Super-simple, even for this girl, who doesn’t know a lick about bacon.

Now, you might be thinking, well that sure sounds more like an appetizer than a dessert. To that I say, have YOU been having raisins and walnuts every night pretending it was dessert? No? Then sit down.

bacon-wrapped dates

bacon-wrapped dates

Actually, as I slightly burnt the these under the broiler, the dates took on a burnt/caramelized flavor, which I just loved. Chewy, sweet and delicious. I may need to go and get me another one. I’ve already had 4 of ’em. Just because I’m not enjoying chocolate doesn’t mean I won’t overindulge.

Literally, this is how easy it is:

Bacon-Date Candy (ok, it’s technically an appetizer)

  • 8 dates (Medjool, please)
  • 3 slices of bacon
  • 8 almonds
  1. Pit the dates and add in an almond where that pit used to be. Dates are mushy so you can almost reseal the date like the almond was always there.
  2. Wrap the date in some bacon. I’m not a bacon expert, but I trimmed the excess fat, and probably used about 1/3 of the bacon piece to wrap it around.
  3. Place the bacon dates on a baking sheet, and put them under the broiler about 10 minutes. I turned them at the 5 minute mark.

I’m kind of excited to make these again.

 

 

Nian Gao 2013

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A little celebration for the lunar new year, which happened at the end of January. My sis mentioned she was going to try to make Nian Gao, aka New years cake and that triggered the idea for me, too. It helped that for once I had the ingredients on hand. I did another baked version this year, though someday I will try the steamed version. The recipe I tried was an individual cake recipe, so I used a muffin pan. I didn’t get the brown chewy crust like it should have. They were okay, not great, possibly due to the changes in pan. Steamed next time. For reals.

For comparison here is last year’s cake.

Bakin’ with Pum’kin

I, like the rest of the nation, went a little crazy with the pumpkin during baking season. It started with Thanksgiving and didn’t end until today (well, we’ll see. I may be making one final batch of pumpkin pancakes this weekend). On Thanksgiving I made a pumpkin pie. A week later, it was the always popular pumpkin roll for a pre-school parent meeting. After that it was pumpkin cookies for a holiday potluck. Then came mini-pumpkin pies for the office potluck. Then pumpkin-chocolate chip-walnut bread loaves as gift giveaways. Pumpkin pancakes.

And, today, trying to rid myself of the leftover pumpkin, some pumpkin mini-muffins.I made half the batch with the chips & walnuts, and the other half plain. I also kept them in the oven a tad too long. Usually I’m a “get-those-out-of-the-oven-early” kind of gal. You know, they’re still baking in the pan even when you take them out. But I adjusted the time incorrectly when I switched to mini muffins from regular muffins.

pumpkin madness muffins

Throughout the season I went through two 15-oz cans and 28 oz cans (threw some of one of the 28-oouncers away because it was going on weeks in the fridge), and nearly an entire container of pumpkin pie spice. BTW, the inventor of pumpkin pie spice (as in, one jar combining the right amounts of cinnamon; cloves; nutmeg) is a freakin genius.

soup spoon, via amazon.comFinally, here is one quick tip that I’ll share. Chinese dumpling soup spoons are ideal for doling out quick-bread batter into muffin tins. They’re also good for pancakes. I have a pancake batter doler-outer, which I got as a gift a few years ago and is also cool, but the soup spoon requires less clean-up. Also, they’re good for, you know, soup and dumplings and stuff. I have a cheap melamine set, you can get them cheap at Asian grocery stores. Do it.

A long list of recipes:

  • Granny Kat’s Pumpkin Roll (you can find a similar recipe on any Libby-brand pumpkin puree can)
  • Perfect Pumpkin Pie (yes, I’m traditional and go with the label recipe) and based my mini pies on this recipe
  • Pumpkin Cookies (my preference is to go lighter on the sugar and thus I didn’t add the icing to mine. But I forget that is my preference. If I did these again I’d use the icing, and they’d go from meh to wowsas!)
  • Pumpkin Pancakes. Already discussed. The kid has asked for them again. Thus, the already scheduled date for Saturday.
  • Pumpkin Bread: My go-to recipe for pumpkin bread is from the Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook. You know which one I’m talking about? The red and white checked book? With instructions on everything? I think the husband must have gotten ours as a gift from his mother. But, i still refer to it even for simple stuff like, ‘how long do I boil corn on the cob?’ ‘how long do i boil rice?’ and so on and so forth. I looked for a link to the recipe online, this one is pretty much it, though the book has a lot more tips and options.
  • Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins Again, a little overcooked (my fault), but the kid tried and liked. It’s hard to go wrong when the ingredients include chocolate chips and pumpkin. Amiright?

Finally, I know earlier i said, no more grains. But that obviously didn’t happen today. Tomorrow, I’m sure. I’ve already pulled out the coconut flour from the pantry. It begins. Soon.

Chattycha 2, Pie crust 0

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I’m bringing the pumpkin pie to this year’s Thanksgiving feast. In addition to that, also made little mini sweet potato pies using mini muffin tins. That would be two crusts I made this week. The second was better than the first. My pie crust disaster days seem to be over. Phew!

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For the minis, I rolled out the crust and used a biscuit cutter to make the tiny crusts.

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I heartily recommend baking two desserts for this holiday. One to share (the big one) and one to enjoy right away (those little cuties). I’m going to keep experimenting with that pumpkin. I have two more big cans in the pantry.

Slow cooker diaries: Grain-free dinner

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A repeat of Moroccan Chicken. What could be a wonderful paleo dish, were it not for the can of garbanzo beans that goes in first.
Chick peas, diced tomatoes, 1.5 lbs chicken thighs, half can of tomato paste, raisins and crushed coriander seed. It calls for ground but all I have are seeds. I think I did high for 1-2 hours, added I another big spoonful of tomato paste, turned to low. Three hours later, chopped red pepper, a big spoonful of almond butter plus the rest of the paste. Gets it nice and thick.
On the side, some mashed cauliflower and a mixed green salad.

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Dessert. Apparently Grandma (Gaga) has a blueberry bush in the yard. We picked some. I experimented with a crumble. Or a crisp. Whatever it was, it was an attempt at Paleo and it failed (coconut oil, coconut flour, agave syrup mixture on top. maybe a few chocolate chips). Only some blackberry ice cream could save it.

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes it rains.

Why Paleo is a waste of my time, Reason #3

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Reason #1 was NF milk in my coffee. Reason #2 was the feta cheese in my egg-avocado-spinach salad from Evolution Fresh. But reason #3 is the reason to write home about (or, in this case, blog about): S’mores Brownies. Seriously!?!

The hand model in the pic is my work spouse, EC. We split one brownie, thank goodness. It was delicious. Pinterest win, for sure.
Thanks, Billie, for destroying my will power.

BTW, reason #4 was the ice cream that made an encore performance tonight. Paleo. Why do I even bother?

Paleo pancakes etc.

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At 6:30 this morning the kiddie snuck into my bed to greet me.
“What do you want for breakfast?” I asked her.
“Maybe a … Doughnut?”
Man. This kid and doughnuts. I know I only have myself to blame. It’s still annoying.

I made paleo pancakes instead.

2 eggs + 1 ripe banana + 1/4 c almond butter. Mix well. Cook as you would a pancake in a pan coated with coconut oil.

Added chocolate chips to the kid’s portion.

And so a day of Paleo began …

Update … This week Met Market has a BOGO Free coupon for Whidbey Island Ice Cream. So… After a successful grain-free day, I ended the affair with a small scoop of chocolate and a small scoop of coconut.

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Everyone should be this lucky.