Back to SBD for a short stint, until the next special event (did I mention our wedding anniversary is a mere week away?) Until then, please enjoy this dramatic image of “bad carbs”, brought to you by the Microsoft cafeteria located on the 28th floor of Lincoln Square in Bellevue:

To your left, some weird orange-marbled bread. To your right the danish, the chocolate croissant and peeking out of the corner is the item most likely to be purchased by the husband out of all of these choices, the apple fritter.

For anyone keeping track, the danish (if there is cream cheese present) probably clocks in with the highest number of calories, at around 490. All but the orangey bread will put you in the 400+ calories range. But considering the size of that slice of orange-ish bread up top, it’s probably in at least the mid-300 range, don’t you think? Never mind the question of, how in the world did that get so orange??